☾As If☽


lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits 

(via departured)


tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via bastille)

I’ve found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much… because it’s the only thing that’ll make it stop hurting.
-Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land (via larmoyante)

(via disowns)


absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

(via bastille)

aprithot:

im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again